Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Little Miss Missing

Nope, the title has nothing to do with the blog. Just thought that it would be cool if there's such a Little Miss t-shirt, with no Little Miss inside because she is missing. Yaba yaba.

Yes, I am back, and yes, I'll be gone again, tomorrow.

What the hell have I been doing?

Having a helluva time of course. Best days of my life, totally swell. Studying for exams, taking exams, writing thesis, edit this and that, sleeping for only 4 hours in 3 days, and kicking ass as I geek myself. Funny how I think that this would sound funny just because I am being sarcastic.

So now that I am back for a moment, I just wanna note some things that had passed me by;
20th anniversary of the Hillsborough anniversary, RIP to the 96.
My final year project presentation that went flawless, thank you God.
The end of my university life, which doesn't bring much (if any) sentiments to me.
The bugger who finally saw the light and went to do 20 hail Marys to atone for sins.

And to acknowledge the goodness that is about to come;

Nope, not cina babi. nope, I don't have any flu (yet).

But I am definitely braving the pigs and going for a GRADUATION TRIP to Mexico China, Hong Kong & Macau!

Swine flu? To me that is just the past tense of swan fly. And fly up high will I go. I will check whether is my blog blocked in China (which is pretty cool).

Anyone wants to give me a welcoming hug from me after 14 May?


Monday, April 13, 2009

Kan Chiong Spider

Final year project presentation on Wednesday.
Last minute changes.
Zero knowledge about electronic components.

My left brain, right brain and middle brain must be panicking like these three girls.




Threesome defined, at 3:32 onwards.

They should be singing PCD's Don'cha instead.

"Don't cha wish ya girlfriend was a freak like me?"

Mmm. That would be a real turn on.

Do your work!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Couldn't Be Any Better

New Gen.

You. rock. totally.

Great job, I was amazed, impressed and delighted at your abilities, capabilities, commitment and most of all, your heart to serve.

It doesn't matter if you hit a wrong chord,
It doesn't matter if you missed a beat,
It doesn't matter if you went out of tune;
What matters most is, you guys led all of us to the feet of Jesus.

Thank you for the honor to serve along each and everyone of you, may God multiply the 5 loaves and 2 fishes in your baskets for greater things that are yet to come.

p/s: We should do this more often :)

Thursday, April 09, 2009

Are You Feeling Gay?

50 years ago:
John: Oh, beautiful day, and I'm feeling gay!

Dave: Yes, nice weather!
John was happy.


10 years ago:
John: Oh, beautiful day, and I'm feeling gay!
Dave: Kanasai you! Shame on you! Faggot!
John: What I'm trying to say is...
Dave: Shut up, gay!
Pronouncing the word gay upon yourself is like calling your own mum a donkey. Gay stands tall among the list of vulgarities used on people.


Right now:
John: Oh, beautiful day, and I'm feeling gay!
Dave: Oh really? I didn't know.
John: What I'm trying to say is...
Dave: I'm so proud of you for your upfront confession. Fight for your rights in the society. I'm behind you all the way, hope that don't turn you on. Gay rules!
Gay stands for individualism and personal rights to be different from the society's expectations. If you despise gays, you are discriminating. You are such a monster. Sexual orientation is like race and color of our skin now; you have to accept it in people.

How the world has changed.


Maybe in the near future:
John: Oh, beautiful day, and I'm feeling gay!

Dave: Congratulations, you finally made it! I'm still straight, darn. What a wretched man that I am!

Monday, April 06, 2009

Songs for Good Friday

Good day all. These are the songs for this coming Friday's JC Radix, featuring Wanster and the New Gen. Click to listen, play along, sing along!

1) Desperation Band - Promises



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2) Planetshakers - Free



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3) Hillsong - Worthy Is The Lamb



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4) Hillsong - You Saw Me



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5) Hillsong - Mighty To Save



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Monday, March 23, 2009

JC Radix Camp 09

Thank you for making it such a great one, all of you people who participated and were involved in every way.

Thank you Pastor James for the great sermons.

Thank you Pastor Thoi Cheng for your guidance.

Thank you Committee Members for making it happen.

Thank you Campers for being such a great sport and great crowd. None can substitute you guys!

Thank you Kakak at HCC for cleaning up for us.

Thank you Auntie at HCC for cooking for us (though you can put in less salt next time).

Thank you Orang Asli for sharing your joy and love with us.

Thank you Bus Uncle for driving us around.

Thank you Bus Uncle's Girlfriend for accompanying him around.

Last but not least, definitely not the least but the greatest:

Thank you GOD for allowing this to happen, working in us and through us through out the camp. You rock, solid!

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Off To A Mountain I Go

I really love the I Heart Revolution. Simply revolutionary.

And this is a simply awesome video with a simply awesome song.



Coming to you, this JC Radix Camp.

Leaving you with this until I come back from Cameron Highlands, 20th March 09.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

... And Now I Think That

Please do some cross reference to my previous post for clarification.
  1. Casting Crowns, Mercy Me, Chris Tomlin, Switchfoot, tobymac and Kirk Franklin rocks. But the best is, and will always be, Creed.
  2. Guys who like Jay Chou are still gay.
  3. I cannot study without the computer switched on, connected to the Internet. It kills me, I wanna know what's happening in Facebook, I wanna boss around people's pages, read people's blogs, listen to music, watch Jaw Knee Yeah on Youtube, .. wait, where's the studying?
  4. Crowds that read my blog are people whom I know, which makes it worse, I cannot write carefree. I must be a role model, not a stumbling block.
  5. Sex is bad! You can get cancer from that, don't do sex! (with respect to No. 4)
  6. Singapore is routine. Routine is Singapore.
  7. I will wed ala shotgun. (Contradictory to No. 5?)
  8. I will be driving a second hand Vios, struggling to pay off my bank loans for a tiny little pigeon hole apartment, and I have a big debt in the bank by then.
  9. Hannah Tan looks like an old witch with thick make up.
  10. Gays aren't that bad, they are humans too. As long as they don't fantasize about me when they wank.
  11. If RnB is like a cigarette, house music is like the Cuban cigar of club music. Not everyone knows how to appreciate it.
  12. Refer to No. 4.
  13. What a joke. The one thing that actually made me feel so stupid when I looked back.
  14. Room mates, course mates, house mates, check mate, let's mate, ... Soul mate? What the hell is that?
  15. May Keanu Reeves save us.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Hotness Knows No Race


~ I AM SEXY LOOK AT ME WOO WOO



After a night out, while I was about to pay for my parking fees, I saw a chick in this skimpy outfit walking pass by. Upon reaching the parking counter:

*PA = Parking Attendant
PA: FULAA.. Itu macam tak payah pakai lagi baik kan?

Me: Haha, tak apa la, bagi you tengok, I tengok, kita yang untung kan.

PA: I kasi tau sama you la, ok, I kerja sini punya dah lama, compare Chinese dengan Malay, Chinese lagi best.


Me: Mana ada... You masuk situ (pointing at clubs) tengok, perempuan Melayu joget punya laa ganas. Chinese tak berani pakai sexy punya... Tadi itu first time tau I tengok pakai ganas itu macam.


PA: Tak de, Malay kan, dia orang pakai baju macam, over la. Chinese, fuh CHUN.


Me: Haha, tak apa la, you ambik Chinese, I ambik Melayu, ok? Tak payah fight.


PA: Eh, you ada amoi intro kasi saya la.


Me: Tarak la, you tadi tak mau usik amoi itu.


PA: Mana la boleh, pakwe dia kat situ saja.


Me: You kecut ka? I sekarang pergi kejar dia panggil dia ok? (My goodbye line)


PA: Ah cepat pergi
Hence when I entered the elevator, I bumped into the chick with her boyfriend again. Didn't really bother to look at them or anything, but I heard them talking:

Me: Wow, English speaking Chinese couple in JB, that's rare
Me: One liners. I only seen them and heard of them in movies.
Me: Hey, though I'm quiet, I ain't invisible okay? Can you like ask her in the car instead
Me:I really wanted to take the lift back down to the Ground floor, walk back to the PA and tell him that he was wrong.

On the other hand, it was a great night, especially when you get to knock a friend out :) Now I know how funny I was when I KO'ed in Bangkok. And embarrassing. And smelly.

Dang I must be such a joke.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

I WANT A SUBCREW CAP!

It is like damn expensive,


damn ah-beng,

damn not-my-style,


damn vulgar, (but as if it matters :D)

but at the same time...

It is so DAMN COOL!


And old skool too!


Okay, I don't really know how old skool looks like. Maybe this?

More like, disaster school

The temptation of buying a fake did came to me, but HELL NO, I am not a fake shit.

So, I'm saving up for the real thing.

This is my favorite piece:

and of course I wouldn't mind this too:


My birthday ain't around the corner and Christmas is far from reach; but I don't mind receiving an early gift :) Anyone?

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Guitar Heroes

After watching this video on Pastor Ah Girl's blog, I was blown away by how skillful that little kid was at running his fingers up and down the strings (and I can't even hold a bar chord properly).



So I thought that I should also share with you people the videos of interesting guitar heroes on Youtube.

First off, the Korean kid who plays Canon rock. I know there's lots of Canon videos out there already, but the interesting part is, this kid looks like Johnevan. Heh heh.



Next, the guy who plays the guitar like a keyboard, (two guitars!) Mr Zack Kim who plays the Super Mario theme. You've gotta watch it to believe it. Also a Korean... there must be something inside those kimchi that makes them so good with the guitar.


Last but not least, definitely not the least, I would say that he ain't the best guitar player around, but he definitely knows how to use it to serenade. He sings and even does a little video for every song, and I tell you he's really, really damn good.

Introducing, Mr. Jaw Knee Yeah. Kid you not, he rocks like really. It's okay if you didn't view the above videos, but this is a must.

Get ready to be astounded.

Monday, February 16, 2009

I Used To Think That...

  1. Contemporary Christian music sucks.
  2. Guys who like Jay Chou are gay.
  3. I can study with the computer switched on, connected to the Internet.
  4. Nobody reads my blog anymore, so I can write anything I want.
  5. I will some day get involved in a threesome.
  6. Singapore is heaven.
  7. I will marry by 27.
  8. I will have my dream car, a cozy house and money in the bank by then.
  9. Hannah Tan is a goddess.
  10. I will never befriend gays.
  11. House music is noise.
  12. I can do strangers and friends casually.
  13. Pak Lah is a good, righteous, visionary leader.
  14. Soul mates do exist.
  15. And UFOs too.

Friday, February 13, 2009

5 Random Girl Facts

Fully opinionated, no backing facts for my claims.. Here goes, my 5 random rants about girls and 1 random girly photo that I think should be framed up in my room:


This can be a KFC ad. Finger lickin' good.

  1. The sexiest outfit a girl can don is the formal shirt of her boyfriend's (or this blog owner's) and paired with shorts or, panties or, nothing at all. That's right Donatella, your Versace dress sucks, male office wear wins.

  2. Girls are most adorable when they behave like themselves. Yes, screw you Taiwan drama and act-cuters, don't you know that because of you girls, your country is now the host to the largest gay festival in Asia, never failing, every year?

  3. Now matter how modernized our lives have become, guys still do look for this 3 main criteria in a girl; the three C's : Cook, Clean and Care. Yes. It's about time you figure out how to use the rice cooker.

  4. No use fighting with us guys over what you want and what you don't; all you need to do is to submit to his authority first (acknowledge his ego) and then puppy-eyes your way for what ever you want. Like the famous saying goes: make love, not war and everybody's happy.

  5. This is ripped off a radio station in Singapore (987fm) which serves as a public service announcement during Shan and Ros show: For girls who think that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, is aiming a little too high. Classic.

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Menthol Sucks

13 more, damn.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

New Girl

First, it was Jessica Alba.

Then, came Hannah Tan.

But right now (na na na), she is the chick that got me sweating inside out, upside down.


Introducing, Chae Yeon, the love of my life.

I dare you to say you didn't drool to this photo.

She's so hot, I mean, look at those pair of huge, urm, eyes.. And you should look at the way she smile and oh, her smirk! She can literally disarm North Korea and make them strip off their weapons by just smirking!

A friend of mine said this;

Micky: If I can get a girlfriend like her, potong my life shorter by 20 years also worth it ah.

But he will live his life abundantly, cuz she is coming to me. And if you haven't had enough of drooling, this will make you real thirsty..



Should I have stayed in Korea, I would have been that guy.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Womanizer

I recently get anonymous readers who are morally and politically correct commenting on my previous post. Well, thank you for your concern and love and kind words. No, she didn't cry, yes your mum was really hot, no Scotty doesn't know, yes I like the movie.

My point, things aren't as straight-forward as they seems to be, and getting stalked ain't cool. Some things must be put to an end, like terrorism, bribery, Chelsea FC and the Tyra Banks show.

It was fun while it lasted though, shame it have to come to an end.

She enjoyed every spearing moment

Don't catch my drift? Education is the answer.

Well, I still love you guys, you know?

Friday, January 16, 2009

A Little Somethin' Somethin'

There was a very famous mural on the wall of my high school with this line on:

"Vision without action is merely a passing of time
Vision with action is the PFS ethos"

Or, was it:

"Action without vision is merely a passing of time
Vision with action is the PFS ethos"

Wait, I remember there were THREE lines to that quote, not just two.. I can't recall. Let me hit the google search button, and let's see, it said:


"Vision without action is merely a dream
Action without vision just passes the time
Vision with action can change the world"
Joel Barker

Urm, that sounded better. Well, whatever it may be I definitely lack them both, in terms of blogging that is.

Of course, I had a vision. Nice banner with handrawn fonts, and a nice photo. But as Joel Barker and my school wall had said, I was just dreaming.

Then I got to work. I had my paper ready, roughed out the idea of my banner and then I realized that I had no marker pen to draw out the fonts. I was just passing time.

But I ain't gonna disappoint, wait 'til my banner is out.. I am changing the world.

Til then. stick with the ol' good faithful black and white.

And for you ol' good faithful readers who visit this blog more than myself, here's a video I made for the opening of JC Radix concert recently. My second attempt with Windows Movie Maker.




Have a great weekend!

Thursday, January 08, 2009

Done.

I placed the phone down, pondering to myself of what I just did. Cold-hearted, without a hint of kindness. Be swift and quick for the kill, just like a lion aiming for the neck of its prey. Leave no room for mercy. No pleas, no buts or maybes.

I did it right, I did it good, the way it should be done.

The cull was done.

I am proud that I have brought myself to it.

Monday, January 05, 2009

Resurrection Awaits

"For greater things are yet to come..."
Chris Tomlin